Yep, you got it. Welcome to Toad's Bitch-Fest Page. This world is getting more fucked up each and everyday, and damn-it.. it's getting harder to take! So, here's my chance & your chance to vent.

Submit a bitch

That's right.... now you too can submit a bitch to Toad's Bitchfest page. Got a pain in the ass neighbor? Kids, Teachers, Co-workers, friends, parents driving you insane? Release it here! If it's bitchy enough...I'll post it.

You don't wanna hear it? Then go somewhere's else!!! But, if ya think you can relate.. read on... maybe my venting will help you, too!

You know what I hate? Hrm... well.. first.. before we get started... I used to be a nice person, and didn't care about the world around me... but somewhere, somehow, all you fuckin' idiots out there have finally tainted me. Yeah... you. The fuckin idiot that insists on driving up my ass when there's rush hour traffic, then finally gets a chance to pass me, does so, then ends up in front of me. OOOOHHH.. your cool now, how's that one car-length ahead feeling? Like one car is going to matter... you fuckin' idiot. Was it worth almost killing those around you? How bout the morons that STOP on the onramps onto the highway. That's right, they stop, then expect their fuckin' cars to go from 0 to 60 in 2 seconds, and their drivin in an 85 Escort? You fuckin idiot... its time you put your license back into the cereal box. ARRRRRRGGGG!!! I hate you, I hate you, I really really do. I hate you, I hate you, I really, really, doooo.. la la la la, la, la la, la la la la la laaaaaaaa, la, la , la, la, la , la ... i really, really dooo!
It dont say much for the general public that the number one fuckin' movie in America for 2 weekends is about stereotypical-upperclass fuckin' cheerleaders!!!!!! What the fuck is wrong with you? This movie is aimed at preppy highschoolers or ex-preppy highschoolers and to horney teenage boys lookin to see some cheap ass. WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH THIS FUCKIN COUNTRY? That should not constitute the movie being #1!!!! ARRRGGGG!!!! You people are pathetic... you know who you dumbasses are. :P. If no one else is gonna wake this ridiculous excuse for public-media controlled country up.... I fuckin' will.... you just wait and see.... I will ..,. I fuckin will..... MUUHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAH!!!!
Guys should not wear those tight turtle neck sweater thingys. They make you look like giant penis'. So, unless that's yer kinda thing....I'd suggest for you not to wear one!!! "But Ricky Martin wears them!" Fuck that!....Ricky Martin is a giant penis!! The guy has "gay" written all over him. Fuck this "sensitive" guy shit....Spanish dickheads and boy bands are too much...I think someone is handin out estrogen pills to these guys...and to all the lil imitators i see on the street each day.....yer not "hot" ...I laugh at you guys everyday!!! We need more beer guzzlin' MEN in music...:P. Geesh....all these sorry excuses for males are making Marilyn Manson look good. you and I have nothing more to say.....I will do more than talking some day..... no no no more son of a bitch...no no no more wishing....no no no more son of a bitch...no more happy face......

If I....could find...the will...to killl.........well I'll get you, son of a bitch.....

Hrmph.....it seems with aggravation comes frustration...with frustration comes violence.....

......I feel like Yoda. :P
If I was you, I wouldnt scream at me in the parking lot. Flipping me off in a PARKING LOT is not a grand idea, either. I dont care what you wanna call me in the PARKING LOT because no matter what, when I do finally find a fuckin' spot... i will be PARKING. And by the way, I made note of where you PARKED your car. ahhh....the sweet sound of air gushing thru punctured rubber! Here's a novel idea for BSC. You yer buses for commuters stuck on the other side of town. Quit babying the freshmen. They know what a bus is. You dont need to sit at the Hill for 25 minutes. Heck, while their at it they should just go in their, wake them all up....bathe them, wipe their asses, and carry them onto the buses...... and all that time I'll still be freezin my ass off in no man's land.
what pisses me off is when you go to dunkin donuts on your way to work. You even make the effort to go inside. i drink black coffee no sugar. hard to fuck up, one would think.

It is so hot it is like fucking lava. so when you get to work and you open it to drink it, it is a fucking regular with extra cream and sugar . i fucking hate that more than anything. it just makes you want to throw the fucking coffee at somebody.
fucking bone heads.

You know what I fuckin' hate.............people who think that directionals are an option that comes with their car. You come to a stop light.......and there are 2 lanes you can be in.........one has 5 cars and the other has 2. No one in the "2" lane is turning left, so you chose that lane. The first car goes and the second one starts to, then hits their brakes and after they see you waiting behind them now,..............they turn their fuckin' blinker on!!!!!!!! I wanna just get out of my truck, pull them from the car and bash there skulls in with my boot. Your blinker goes on BEFORE you turn. Not when you are turning or after you have turned moron. WAKE THE FUCK UP PEOPLE...............BLINKERS ARE A REQUIREMENT AND NOT AN OPTION!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

STUPID MOTHER FUCKERS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Yeah....bouncin on the blinker subject.... oooo...dont even get me fuckin' started. Turn signals are not an option, ya fuckin' puss filled idiots out there. Do you think I'm telepathic?! Can I predict your next move?! FUCK NO. So next time you "assume you'd know I was going to turn"... fuck you. Try taking on some responsibility in your life rather than dumpin it all on the rest of the world. ......:Þ so i built my 3 wheeler, 54 45 trike and all i got was rookie cops insisting i was suppose to have a class 3/4 license and fenders to boot! bite my ass, it's register as a car, weighed in ok and nothing less than my class one! wanna give me a hard time? hey i got the copy of the DMV code that says i'm cool, so why you have to hassle me? cos i'm on a harley? so hassle me then eat shit rookie and after that think about the bike you were on when you pulled me over rookie. none other than a harley, huh? so what's up, i'm wearing a leather jacket or that i'm female on a trike? what's your beef rookie?!

at least i built mine, you had yours issued to you rookie! i took the time to get to know my bike did you? hell no you didn't! so hassle me if you must, but it's you that's going down, not me rookie! I HAVE A PERSONAL AND LEGAL relationship with my bike, do you rookie? so get off my ass!

so carry your ass right back to dunkin donuts and let me enjoy my ride rookie! i might be female and i might wear leather but at least i'm REAL rookie!