1- Virginity like bubble, one prick - all gone.
2- Man who run in front of car get tired.
3- Man who run behind car get exhausted.
4- Man with hand in pocket feel cocky all day.
5- Foolish man give wife grand piano, wise man give wife upright organ.
6- Man who walk through airport turnstile sideways going to Bangkok.
7- Man with one chopstick go hungry.
8- Man who scratch ass should not bite fingernails.
9- Man who eat prunes get good run for money.
10- Baseball is wrong, man with four balls cannot walk.
11- Panties not best thing on earth, but next to best thing on earth.
12- War does not determine who is right, war determine who is left.
13- Wife who put husband in doghouse soon find him in cat house.
14- Man who fight with wife all day get no piece at night.
15- It take many nails to build crib, only one screw to fill it.
16- Man who drive like hell bound to get there.
17- Man who stand on toilet is high on pot.
18- Man who live in glass house should change clothes in basement.
19- Man who fish in other man's well often catch crabs.
20- Man who fart in church sit in own pew.
21- Crowded elevator smell different to midget.