Three third graders are on the playground at recess. There is a Jew, an
 Italian and a redneck . The Italian kid suggests that they play a
new
 game.
 "Lets see who has the largest pee-pee" he says.
 "Okay" they all agree.
 The Italian kid pulls down his zipper and whips it out.
"That's nothing" says the Jewish. He whips his out.
 He is is a couple of inches longer.
Not to be outdone, the redneck whips his out. It is by far the
biggest,  dwarfing the other two both in length and width.
 The Jewish and Italian Kid are stunned and amazed.
 "Wow that thing is HUGE!" they exclaimed.
 That night, eating dinner at home, the redneck's mother asks him
what
 he

 did in school today.
 "Oh, we worked on a science project, had a math test and read out
loud
 from a new book... and during recess, my friends and I played 'Lets
 see
 who has the largest pee-pee."
 "What kind of game is that, honey?" says the mother.
 "Well, me, Sidney and Anthony each pulled out our penises, and I had
the

 biggest! The other kids say it's because I am a country boy. Is that
 true Mom?"
 The mom replies, "No Honey. It is because you are Twenty-three."