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You KNOW you're from Mass. when: 


 1) The person driving in front of you is going 70 m.p.h. and you're 
cursing him for going too slow. 
2) The fact that Routes 128 and 95 are pretty much the same thing 
doesn't confuse you. 
3) When ordering a tonic, you mean a Coke ... not water with bubbles. 
4) You can navigate a rotary without a problem. 
5) You almost feel insulted when someone doesn't flip you off when you 
cut them off. 
6) You know how to pronounce Worcester, Haverhill and Cotuit. 
7) You have driven to New Hampshire on a Sunday in order to get beer. 
8) You know that there are two Bulger brothers. 
9) You have been to Fenway Park 
10) You knew that there was no chance in hell that the Patriots would 
move to Hartford. 
11) You laugh at all of the other states in New England. 
12) You know of at least one place to get something to eat after last 
call. 
13) You can actually find your way around Boston. 
14) You have spent at least one weekend at UMass. 
15) The curse of the Bambino is taught in public schools. 
16) You refer to the New York Yankees as the Devil's Bitches. 
17) Colleges are used as landmarks for directions (i.e., "go past MIT 
until you hit Harvard. Take a right and go past 
Lesley. Keep going until you get to Tufts"). 

18) Doug Flutie is the greatest athlete ever. 
19) Evacuation Day is a recognized holiday. 
20) You know at least one guy named Sean, Pat, White, Red, O.B. or 
Seamus. 
21) You think the rest of the country owes you for having Thanksgiving 
and Independence Day. 
22) You once laughed at the kids down south who never got to have snow 
days. 
23) You feel the rest of the world needs to drive more like you. 
24) The Beanpot is a hockey tournament, not a serving container. 
25) You take great pride in Cheers. 
26) You can recognize a Revere girl simply by looking at her hair. 
27) You know exactly where you were when Buckner missed the ball. 
28) You know that there is a bigger difference between Roxbury and West 
Roxbury than just a direction. 
29) Somebody calls you a Masshole and you take it as a compliment. 
30) You do not recognize the letter "R" as a part of speech.