Cowboys Handbook
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>1) Don't squat with your spurs on.
>2) Never kick a cow chip on a hot day.
>3) There's two theories to arguin' with a woman. Neither one works.
>4) If you find yourself in a hole, the first thing to do is stop
>diggin'.
>5) Never slap a man who's chewin' tobacco.
>6) Always drink upstream from the herd.
>7) The quickest way to double your money is to fold it over and put it back
>in your pocket.
>8) Never miss a good chance to shut up.
>9) There are three kinds of men. The one that learns by reading. The
>few who learn by observation. The rest of them have to pee on the
>electric fence for themselves.