Them Blondes........ 

Two blondes walk into a building. 
You would figure one of them would have seen it. 

Did you hear about the new paint color that's coming out? 
It's called blonde. It's not very bright, but it spreads easy. 

A redhead, a brunette, and a blonde are in a bar when the bartender tells them about a magic mirror in the ladies' room. "Apparently," he says, "the mirror gives rewards if you stare into it and say something true. But if you lie, you're sucked into the mirror and never heard from again." So the redhead heads to the bathroom, looks into the mirror, and says, "I think I'm the most beautiful woman in this bar." A million dollars suddenly appears before her.  Then the brunette heads into the 
bathroom, looks into the mirror, and says, "I think I'm the smartest woman in this bar." The key to a new Ferrari materializes in her fingers. 
Then the blonde goes in, looks into the mirror, and begins, "I think."  And she's sucked in and never heard from again. 

Three blondes were walking in the forest one day. They saw a set of tracks and started arguing over what kind of tracks they were.  The first blonde said, "I think they're deer tracks!"  The second blonde 
said, "I think they're dog tracks!"  The third blonde said, "Well, I think they're cow tracks!"  They were still arguing when the train hit them. 

One day while jogging, a man noticed two tennis balls lying by the side of the walk. He picked the balls up, put them in his pocket, and proceeded on his way. Waiting at the cross street for the light to change, he noticed a beautiful blonde standing next to him smiling. "What are those big bulges in your running shorts?" she asked.  "Tennis balls," the man said, smiling back.  "Wow," said the blonde, looking upset.  "That must hurt. I once had tennis elbow, and the pain was unbearable." 

A blonde who suspects her boyfriend of cheating on her goes out and buys a gun.  She goes to his apartment unexpectedly, opens the door, and, sure enough, finds him naked in the arms of a redhead.  Well, now she's angry.  She opens her purse and takes out the gun. But as she does so, she is overcome with grief and points the gun at her own head.  The boyfriend yells, "No, honey, don't do it."  "Shut up," she says. "You're next." 

A redhead, a brunette, and a blonde enter a 
breast-stroke-only swimming contest across the English Channel. They start off one day in the fog and swim through the choppy seas. Four hours later the redhead finishes and dries herself off. The brunette finishes a close second. Four hours after that,  the blonde comes up on the opposite side, totally out of breath. She walks up to a race judge and says, "Listen, Idon't want to sound like a sore loser, but I think those girls were using their arms."